Her nobleness, Lady Litchifield Love, of Litchfield Staffordshire (currently residing in her fiefdom South Africa, though also known as Empress of Bordeaux) had, as some of you may be aware, been most devastated by being forsaken by the Errant Easy, who somewhat maliciously ran off with Mollie during what Litchi had assumed to be their courtship.
Easy, being…well…easy, has once again returned to his dutiful role at Litchi’s side, having requested her companionship on his extremely well planned out World Cruise. If you haven’t yet read about the general shenanigans, I would highly suggest you pop over HERE, to read all about WC Day 1.
It’s now Day 2, with a most splendid itinerary and some holiday snaps for which the newspapers are bound to pay millions.
We left Paris and tried to see the Eternal City – Rome. Unfortunately our globe was stolen in the French METRO – so we had to find our way without navigation systems. But we are dogs and not humans, who needs a GPS to find themselves and so we arrived a Mountain with a hole…
I was right – but even in the Eternal City, not all is for eternity… some things could be very short here, especially your life, if you land at the wrong place in Rome…
… better cut and run! …literally…
Our next destination was India. Here we took an elephant-shower before we spent the night in the world famous Taj-Mahal – I’m glad dad’s bank has such a sense of humor…and we decided to take the president’s suite…
Our tour, obviously (no idea why), then led us to Australia. The warm welcome of the natives was overwhelming…
.. and we learned to jump like a kangaroo…
…and now we know what these yellow signs mean…
Our next stop was China. Here all is possible, even a ride on a Dragon…
… first we had some problems with the chinese flatware – but later we were fed up and our nose and ears were clean too – think they call it “multitasking”
After all this adventures it was time to go back home. We’ve booked a cabin on a luxury yacht with a funny name and fortunately the way aboard was very short …
… the name smells a little to us.. but what’s in a name?
We hope you had some fun with us and maybe you want to join us for our next tour …
He may not be the Royals first choice for “gentleman” of the year but my word, how could Litchi ever say “No” to a man who can organise a trip such as this? Thanks Easy, errant or not, you are one clever mutt!
Long Life Cats and Dogs 