Her nobleness, Lady Litchifield Love, of Litchfield Staffordshire (currently residing in her fiefdom South Africa, though also known as Empress of Bordeaux) had, as some of you may be aware, been most devastated by being forsaken by the Errant Easy, who somewhat maliciously ran off with Mollie during what Litchi had assumed to be their courtship.
Easy, being…well…easy, has once again returned to his dutiful role at Litchi’s side, having requested her companionship on his extremely well planned out World Cruise. If you haven’t yet read about the general shenanigans, I would highly suggest you pop over HERE, to read all about WC Day 1.
It’s now Day 2, with a most splendid itinerary and some holiday snaps for which the newspapers are bound to pay millions.
We left Paris and tried to see the Eternal City – Rome. Unfortunately our globe was stolen in the French METRO – so we had to find our way without navigation systems. But we are dogs and not humans, who needs a GPS to find themselves and so we arrived a Mountain with a hole…
I was right – but even in the Eternal City, not all is for eternity… some things could be very short here, especially your life, if you land at the wrong place in Rome…
… better cut and run! …literally…
Our next destination was India. Here we took an elephant-shower before we spent the night in the world famous Taj-Mahal – I’m glad dad’s bank has such a sense of humor…and we decided to take the president’s suite…
Our tour, obviously (no idea why), then led us to Australia. The warm welcome of the natives was overwhelming…
.. and we learned to jump like a kangaroo…
…and now we know what these yellow signs mean…
Our next stop was China. Here all is possible, even a ride on a Dragon…
… first we had some problems with the chinese flatware – but later we were fed up and our nose and ears were clean too – think they call it “multitasking”
After all this adventures it was time to go back home. We’ve booked a cabin on a luxury yacht with a funny name and fortunately the way aboard was very short …
… the name smells a little to us.. but what’s in a name?
We hope you had some fun with us and maybe you want to join us for our next tour …
He may not be the Royals first choice for “gentleman” of the year but my word, how could Litchi ever say “No” to a man who can organise a trip such as this? Thanks Easy, errant or not, you are one clever mutt!
Long Life Cats and Dogs 
Easy does it – with style, humour and extravagance. Lady Litchfield adds graciousness, beauty and bravado. What an awesome pair 😀
Aw, thanks. Easy certainly was extravagant with this tour and Litchi had an absolutely delightful time indeed. 😀
Haha I’m glad you had fun on our tour – my dad is happy too – I gave him the nose of the sphinx as a souvenir ;o)
Naughty Easy (as always) stealing the sphinx nose. You are just soooo clever and I had an absolute blast on the world tour. Well done with all the photos and mad-cap story lines.
You two are pawsome. How funny is the kanga pic and croc one. Loved it. Have a terrific Thursday.
Best wishes Molly
Isn’t Easy just the cleverest with the photos? Just loved them. I think the kangaroo was my favourite but, then again, they were all so cool I could never decide. Hope you are having a terrific Thursday as well.
Must have been one helluva holiday.
It was, Litchi is exhausted! She’s off to powder her nose and them some beauty sleep. That Easy really knows how to party on a trip!
The Red Man is jealous of your world cruise – he only gets to ride in an old Dodge Dakota pickup between South Carolina and Texas, if you catch my drift. Glad you had fun!
Aw, no need to be jealous Red Man, I’m sure Easy will invite you on a “guys night out” cruise. Oh my, what a story that would end up being.
Wow! What a trip! Mes would LOVES to goes on a trip like that – Even if me went with the dogs!
Kisses
Nellie
Careful you don’t go to the dogs now Nellie 😀
I’m sure Easy would be more than happy to invite you on a trip, although I cannot guarantee your safety 🙂
Oh my what a time you two have had on your World Tour! Very nice that Easy’s Dad paid for the entire thing……very generous and staying in the Taj is NOT cheap! The luxury yacht indeed has an interesting name but then again you two seem to love to live dangerously – and as long as the cabins are comfy (and there’s plenty of cheesecake for snacks) who cares?! Thanks for keeping in contact with all of us while you traveled the world………it’s been VERY exciting!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Easy’s Dad was extremely generous (although I’m not entirely sure he knew he was being 🙂 )
The snacks were great – you can always count on Easy for that! Good times indeed (definitely can always count on him for That). He really is a clever boy, all those photos and everything.
You guys riding that chinese dragon cracked us up! World travelers all right!
Easy really does know how to show a girl a good time 😀 He did a fabulous job!
Well! That looked like fun …
It certainly was, thank you
You have lived more in one trip than most people live in a lifetime!
Litchi is one lucky dog, I’ll admit and Easy put together a quite awesome trip.
Well, I waz short changed on my date wiff Easy..BOL, what can I say..Go for it gal, but watch out, coz it’z not youz he’z bringing to de ball..Bawwahhaaaw. xxooxx Wait till Doggy see’z thiz.
Mollie and Alfie
Too late, I already saw it.
Sad isn’t?!
I still remember all that war, and for what?
For this, I feel betrayed, I’m sorry, but you better find me a date or I’ll pull a Carrie on that party of yours, just wait and see.
I will pop you on the blog tomorrow, are you going in drag or Nakeed? xx
Drag of course!!
How can you feel betrayed Doggy, you turned Litchi down for the ball – tut, tut! Said you wanted a boy date?!?! Well I never 🙂
Ah, but Litchi already has a different date for the ball. She’s learnt from you Mollie (and fast) 😀
What a great world tour! Beautiful pictures, love the alligator and the elephant one!
Wasn’t Easy clever. It’s all his doing.
Hehehe! You guys have me in stitches! How pawesome you got to go on a luxury yacht!!! =^.^=
Well, I guess for you, yachting is just normal life (oh, the life of the rich and famous) but for Easy and Litchi, it was certainly a treat. 🙂
You’ll have to join us next time around to show us the ropes.
My goodness, what an adventure. Love the pics.
Aren’t the pics just fabulous. Can’t believe how clever Easy is with that stuff.
Wow, how exciting…BOL. Love the pics!!
It was soooo exciting! Litchi had just the best time ever! Isn’t Easy fantastic with the photos and itinerary and everything!
What a trip! You two are so funny…The photos are wonderful…Thanks for the fun!
Glad you enjoyed. It certainly was an amazing trip. Easy is so clever with the itinerary and photos and everything.
oh seriously, doesn’t like just EVERYONE know that Easy Rider is the coolest canine since, well, since…umm…well…furrever! He is a fast canine with style and a BIC that cannot be trumped (VBP)..our guy, Easy…Lucky Lady Litchi! Paw pats, Savannah
He most certainly is the coolest dog Ever. Wasn’t he fantastic with those pics and itinerary and everything? Litchi had an awesome time!
You must be exhausted…you need a holiday to recover from your holiday *BOL*
Wally & Sammy
Isn’t that always the case? 😀 Litchi definitely needs some serious beauty sleep after that! Easy was so fantastic but the itinerary was rather hectic – all those countries in 2 days – whew! 🙂
Fantastic adventures! Litchi! But I have doubt in connection with two events. I’m not sure that Easy took an elephant-shower with you and swam among the crocodiles in Australia. Either you has fallen head over paws into love with him and try to depict him as a hero or he has fallen into love head over paws and did not recoil from water in your companionship! 🙂
Oh, you are just too clever. Well, although love is definitely in the air, I’m afraid Easy and Litchi are both taking different partners to the Valentines Ball so, you’re probably right 😀
Litchi is far too much of a lady to have taken her elephant shower with Easy. They had to take them separately. No funny business now 🙂
love the photo of the arena, fighting like a courageous gladiator 🙂
The photos were simply awesome. All Easy’s doing (me, terrible at that stuff – no idea how he does it)
What a totally awesome tour! so much fun!
So glad you enjoyed it. Easy really does put on quite a show and definitely impressed Litchi with his itinerary and photos.
Fatasmagorical in the egg-stream!
Funny gangplank that unmentionably-named boat uses!
😀 Love the new words you have. Fantasmagorical is exactly what it was!
Great story line,someone had a fun time with Photoshop. 🙂 The old way before digital was to cut photo`s up,stick them together and rephotograph the result, it took hours and a steady hand.
Easy is very, very clever with this. Me – not at all. Well, probably due to the fact that I don’t have any photo editing software. 🙂
I think I’ll have to go back to the old ways
Glad you made it to OZ!
Well, of course we did! Wasn’t Easy clever with the kangaroo photo?
Wow! What a great time you had! Great tour and you sure got involved in your siteseeing. Great post we loved it and laughed hard several times!
God Bless You!
the collies and chuck 🙂
Glad we could make you laugh. One of the most important things to do everyday. Easy really is clever with the photo editing stuff. Litchi had an absolute ball 😀
Absolutely brilliant post! Very funny and very creative. I loved it. The pictures are fantastic. I especially like the one of the kangaroos 🙂 🙂
The kangaroo photo was a definite favourite of mine too. Wish I could take credit for it all but, in truth, it really was all Easy’s doing. Quite fantastic on the photo editing and imagination side. We had such a blast 😀
The kangaroo photo was a definite favourite of mine too. Wish I could take credit for it all but, in truth, it really was all Easy’s doing. Quite fantastic on the photo editing and imagination side. We had such a blast 🙂
loved the Fartbutt photo 🙂 who on earth christens their boat Fartbutt? must be a lover of baked beans and brussels sprouts 🙂
😀 Very funny. Well, it does take all types to make up this world and I’m sure there are baked bean fetish people out there. Must have been one of them 🙂
I wish I had your photoshopping skills! Course that would probably require actually having photoshop instead of a free substitute.
I wish I had those photoshopping skills as well. Unfortunately, I can’t take any credit for it. It was all Easy’s doing. Fabulous stuff and we had such a blast.
Such a fun adventure, I’m glad you guys had such a wonderful time:-)
It really was. Litchi hasn’t had that much unladylike fun for a long time 🙂 Easy really did put together a fantastic trip.
I’m afraid Wonderbutt cannot go on such an amazing trip. He is too much of a homebody, and would be completely homesick for his three beds and his leather chair.
Oh dear, what a pity. I’m sure Litchi would have loved to meet Wonderbutt. Maybe next time they could organise a 5 star trip, with leather chairs included. Oh dear, Easy was complaining about the amount of hand luggage Litchi brought with her. Cannot imagine what he’d say to a leather chair being thrown in 😀
What a wonderful jaunt. It looks like you had the best fun ever. How brave to go swimming with crocodiles. 😯 The elephant shower must have been most refreshing. That looks like my luggage sitting on the quayside. 😀
Oh, sorry, did Litchi steal your luggage. You can’t trust these Royals, you know. They think they own everything! 🙂
The elephant shower was most delightful and I would highly recommend it 😀
hello long life cats and dogs its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that wuz kwite a whirld toor!!! it reeminds me of wen we went on a whirld toor on the majik flying koaster only more eksawsting!!! ok bye
Eksawsting – that pretty much describes it 😀 My word, you had a trip on a flying koaster! How exciting.
This was pretty funny. Especially the bathing at your risk 😀
Glad you enjoyed. Isn’t Easy fantastic with this stuff? 😀
Hilarious pictures especially the Roman Colsieum and excelent writing! Glad the world travelers made it home safely and unscathed!
Glad you enjoyed 🙂 I wish I could take credit for it but, in truth, it was Easy’s doing. So clever with the photos and itinerary. We had an absolute blast
I am always amazed by the immense and amazing talents that are found among bloggers.
As am I – truly amazing.
Fabulous tour and so much fun 🙂
Easy really does know how to show Litchi a good time 🙂 He’s so clever with this stuff.
lol…fun story and cool edits 😉
Wish I could take credit for it but it was all Easy’s doing. He really is very funny and so good with the photo editing. Glad you enjoyed 😀
The photo with the alligator really cracks me up! Brave doggies 😉
Litchi felt very brave, having a strong fella like Easy with her 😀
What an adventure. We love the twist on the tour pictures.
Thank you. So glad you enjoyed it. We had a blast and Easy is just so clever with this stuff.
I wish I had Easy to help me with clever stuff.
I’m sure if you popped Easy a line, he’d be more than happy to do something with you. He really is hilarious.
Oh dear, we’d better get Shadow and Cocco ready for the ball! We’re late on submitting a picture. How to dress them…?!
Sent you an email. The gorgeous piggies from Hutch a Good Life have offered to do a dress up for us, if you would like them to. I have no photo editing software, so have to rely on others.
OK – I can’t seem to find your email address! Cocco has been practicing for the ball with Shadow… could you email me so I can send you some behind the scenes photo preps and get Shadow’s picture? katie@myminipetpig.com. Thanks!
Right, sent an email off to you. Wow, Cocco has been practicing, how very good. Shadow, I’m afraid, has not. She has no idea. First party, first ball, first date 😀
Such a cute tour! I really love the part about taking an elephant bath! Such a cute picture and a funny idea 🙂
Easy really is very good at this stuff. We had great fun and glad you enjoyed it 🙂
PS – Litchi says “the elephant bath was the BEST!”