Lady Litchfield Love of Litchfield, Staffordshire and now Empress of Bordeaux, currently residing in her colony South Africa, hereby wishes to extend her apologies for the lack of substance contained in this post.
Although she prefers that I concentrate on the plight of rescue animals and, wherever possible, to supply our readers with “Happy Tail” follow ups, she has found it necessary to enlist my inadequate talents in assisting her with Party Preparations.
The Meandering Mollie Pawty will be held tomorrow evening and, as such, we find ourselves with a considerable number of tasks at hand.
Task # 1: Create suitable décor for the ambiance of the revelry
Task # 2: Review potential suitors
Tastk # 3: Consider appropriate attire
This, we are informed, is unsuitable for public display, due to her new Titles. The paparazzi are everywhere nowadays and she simply cannot risk a scandal at this stage
Plus – she doesn’t have any photo editing software with which to ensure that she is fully clothed at this point (a fact which her mother might well have paid attention to prior to deciding to throw a party in the first place).
Mothers – what a mess!