Lady Litchfield Love of Litchfield, Staffordshire and now Empress of Bordeaux, currently residing in her colony South Africa, hereby wishes to extend her apologies for the lack of substance contained in this post.
Although she prefers that I concentrate on the plight of rescue animals and, wherever possible, to supply our readers with “Happy Tail” follow ups, she has found it necessary to enlist my inadequate talents in assisting her with Party Preparations.
The Meandering Mollie Pawty will be held tomorrow evening and, as such, we find ourselves with a considerable number of tasks at hand.
Task # 1: Create suitable décor for the ambiance of the revelry
Task # 2: Review potential suitors
Tastk # 3: Consider appropriate attire
This, we are informed, is unsuitable for public display, due to her new Titles. The paparazzi are everywhere nowadays and she simply cannot risk a scandal at this stage
Plus – she doesn’t have any photo editing software with which to ensure that she is fully clothed at this point (a fact which her mother might well have paid attention to prior to deciding to throw a party in the first place).
Mothers – what a mess!
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Are you coming in your birthday suit Litchi ..Oh sorry, me Lady..bol xx00xx
She’s a naturist Mollie.
By nature, she is indeed a naturist but feels it probably more appropriate to wear some form of attire 🙂
Well, there was a fairly good chance I was going to be but I see the great piggies have offered to help design an outfit for me. Just as well, can you imagine how the boys would have behaved otherwise?!! 😀
Whee are going to get Mummy to create a portrait of you and send it over. Nofurry should have nothing to wear. Luckily whee are world reknowned designers!
Your Furry Godfriends say you will go to the ball!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
Ohhh piggies , how nice of you to dress Lady Litchie.
I’m sure she looks fine naked but this is a family blog after all.
Oh Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy and Basil, you are just the sweetest ever! Thank you so much for offering to design a suitable outfit for Litchi. She is pleased as punch (oh, that reminds me, better start getting the punch ready for tomorrow night) 🙂
You have heard of the designer Dolce and Gabana? Well whee are the furry counterparts Dolce and Banana! Mummy emailed the pigture. Hope you like it!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
You guys are the most awesome, wonderful, fantabulous piggies in the whole wild world. Litchi looks adorable in her new Dolce and Banana outfit. Thank heavens for friends in high places 😀
Should be a pawty to remember M’Lady! I’m sure the piggie design team will whip up some delectable outfit suitable for someone with those various titles you now hold – – – and I am looking forward to an evening to remember!!!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Thank heavens for piggies. Litchi was awarded her titles so fast that her fashion sense has not had time to catch up 🙂
We look forward to seeing you all spruced up for the occasion. Maybe we’ll even find you a lovely lady friend befitting your stature. 😀
If I weren’t so tiny, I’d let you wear one of my dresses – or my tutu. But it would probably barely fit on your head! Naked is fine, though. Lots of the big stars are doing it!!
Love and licks,
Ah but the stars aren’t royalty. Oops, then again, the royalty are doing it as well, aren’t they 🙂
Trying to imagine Litchi with a tutu on her head – having a good giggle this side 😀
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Can’t wait to see what you wear to the ball, your highness!
Only designer outfits will do. Lady Litchfield is being dressed by Dolce and Banana 😀 (from hutch a good life).
I’m so sorry, I didn’t get the message until right now!!!! Is it too late to send you my picture???? I only have pictures of me in my furs, would that be ok?
Ma is awfully sorry, she was out almost all day today….It is perfectly ok if it is too late, we will just enjoy the PAWTY!!!
I think our time differences are the problem. Ive just received this message now. Send a photo if you can. We’d love to have you at the party. If you don’t gert the message in time, though, we fully understand.
Have wonderful day!
I like the titles, especially the “Empress of Bordeaux”. Enjoy the special day!
Why thank you Bassa. Lady Litchfield is particularly pleased with her new title of Empress of Bordeaux (especially with all the good wine in that region). She is saddened that you shall not be joining in the festivities. If you would like to change your mind, there’s still a little bit of time left to get your RSVP in. 😀
So excited about your party!!!
Thank you Misaki. We are all looking forward to it. Lady Litchfield, Empress of Bordeaux, is busy with final preparations and cannot wait to see everyone.
I’m all ready, I even had another bath earlier in the week. My jewels are polished and my ‘do not touch’ look perfected. I haven’t eaten for a week, my colonic irrigation is booked for first thing and I have been practising the poses that make me look slim.
On that note Lady Litchi I am so pleased the piggies are making you an outfit because you should know that even if we think we are in a private venue we are in danger from long range camera lenses and before you know it there will be photos of a topless Lady Litchfield for sale all over Europe by the naughty French.
Well done Piggies 🙂
Oh dear, you are so funny. Colonic irrigation does seem a little bit of a drastic measure but, who knows, maybe it will all be worth it and you can meet your perfect mate. 🙂
The piggies have been fantastic, getting Litchi her designer outfit. She never thought she’d be in a position where the naughty French would be stalking her from behind long lenses. Oh, the price of fame! 😀
I’m sure all pawty guests will look pawesome!!!…uuuh I’m in trouble … can’t close the buttons of my tux…to much ice cream….
Big trouble indeed! 😀
So many good looking ladies and you can’t do up the buttons on your tux. Not looking good for your errant ways Easy 🙂
Hey Lady Litchi, Hey Boks, Jet here. Hi Miss Susan.
The drawing is exquisite, who is the artist?
We totally understand party planning. In Mom’s office, the wife of one of her employer’s runs an event planning company. She said you would not believe the seating charts, auction items, gift bags, program preparations, etc… that she seems them working on…
We look forward to the party,
PS… is that red head a gentleman? He might be a proper suitor for JJ!
He is indeed a gentleman. He was a boyfriend of Litchi’s when we were only holiday a few years back. They totally fell in love but it was just a holiday fling in the end, so maybe he would be a suitable suitor for JJ 😀
His name is Splash and he is a beautiful Setter.
I think I would have to chaperon, to make sure no shenanigans occurred!
Good golly, look how long it took me to see this message. Why does wordpress keep putting you into spam. It’s driving me nuts. I hate missing messages from you.
I have no idea… as you know, Mom is tech challenged on a good day!!!
There is a little surprise waiting for you on our blog – http://wp.me/p2ofSN-lh
Consider it an early gift for the party, as no guest should turn up empty pawed!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
Oh Yipee, Litchi loves gifts. We are going to hop over straight away. Thank you. And thank you for all your help with the party (couldn’t have done it without you).
That is a lovely sketching of a beautiful lady. Have fun at your pawty miss. 🙂
Why thank you. A great time was, indeed, had by all 😀
What about Cecile & Antoine, your Royal Highness? Can’t wait to party 😀
Well, unfortunately, Cecile and Antoine did not send in the RSVP’s. Litchi was disappointed but managed to have a “ball” of a time anyway 😀