Never in the history of Dogdom, have so many been called upon to risk their lives for so few (well one, to be exact).
Woof World III is on the verge of breakout and not, as one might assume, due to border disputes, greed induced arguments over mineral bone resources or mans dogs’ inherent need for battle. No, my dear readers, WWIII looks to take the stage due to Paw Tokens! The ultimate in valuable currency for competition addicted dogs the world over! Oh, and lest we forget, the capture, “potential” hostage situation and now Kidnapping of Mollie.
- Doggy invaded Mollie’s village, captured her and held her at his Castle.
- He then brazenly took her to dine at the finest trash cans in town.
- This, needless to say, surprised all in Animal Kingdom, who had, thus far, assumed Mollie to be a Hostage.
- However, one should not forget the Stockholm Syndrome (hostages falling for their captors).
- Mollie, subsequently, went missing!
- Fear reigned through the nations. Dogs, cats and guinea pigs mobilized their forces. So many animals, so little time, only one to rescue!
Doggy threatened WWIII, stating that his honor had been compromised, insisting that Mollie had left happy, full and content. He provided the following proof of her being escorted by the War Elephants on her return trip.
And then, oh the horror, a ransom note was received. All paws had been pointed at Doggy and then, this:
The Frightening Reality – A RANSOM NOTE!
Doggy is indeed innocent (although I still suspect that his intentions towards Mollie were not quite so). Rumours having been flying about kissing by the trash cans.
Many a Rescue Animal is involved in the hunt for Mollie. Follow their death defying escapades and catch up on previous news here:
War Horns – By Doggy
War Update – By Doggy
Call to World Invasion – By Doggy
News Reports By The Piggies at Hutch a Good Life
Long Life Cats and Dogs 
Now is time to burn some French villages!!!
No, no Doggy – they’ll find Mollie and you will be vindicated.
PS – if you do invade France, don’t forget the wine – I’m going to need a lot of it after all this 🙂
Just avoid Mire Poix where my cousins live.
Oh and Divonne where The Producer lived.
But you can have Paris.
Villains are so unreliable!! 🙂
Exactly! So hard to predict what they are going to do 😀
Don’t trust him, till weve searched his mansion..Were on our way over, just used my ship to shore fax machine to get this to you…Keep you posted…Over and out.
My word, what a very fancy viking ship you have, with fax to shore capabilities and all. 🙂
This is scary for me. Once I lost my stuffed monkey. I thought he was monkey-napped, but he was under the couch. Did anybody check under the couch????
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Sorry to bring up such terrifying memories for you. That really must have been scary, a monkey-napping. What a very good idea though, I don’t think anyone has thought to look under the couch! I’ll notify the agents immediately!
Under the couch is where I’d be if I’d had a date with doggy 😉
Tee Hee – you are so funny Zena 😀
Ohhh, I fear he might invade your lands for saying that though!
fortunately I’m a virgo, so I can help out in french as the virgo of orleans :o)))
Well that’s going to be very helpful Easy. The French hate speaking English to investigators. Just make sure you do the translations properly now 😀
of course, I will do all for MY best
😀 Just what I was scared of 🙂
…how awful, I forgot a word…I mean: I will all do for my best friends…
Ah, much better. All in the name of co-operation. Thank you Easy
Yikes!
The drama, the fear, the poor countries already being invaded. Who needs soap operas?
with so many of us looking we are sure to find her soon
Power in numbers, I say. We are bound to find her with all of the animal kingdom on the search!
Oh dear, is Portugal safe from all this dognapping, barking & skulldoggary?
No, no – go hide, quickly! Portugal is already being invaded!!! France getting it next. No-one is safe (stock pile your wine – I hear Doggy is after it).
Wine hidden, brandy disguised, oh that naughty naughty Doggy.
Sorry, Portugal was the first to go.
The bread, Vinho verde and most of its food it’s safe, nobody would dare to touch those things.
Glad to see that even you, in war mode, have the good sense not to mess with their wine or food 😀
We are only burning villages down, food remains untouched.
Not even the occasional nibble on your way through????
The troops will eat, but they cook their own food, they are picky.
Oh I hope you’re right, I’ve already disguised the brandy as vinegar, oh woops don’t tell anyone.
Please remember to change its’ disguise back when this is all over. Alternatively, make sure there’s a camera ready when you try some – the face should be well worth posting 🙂
Not too sure there will be any left, I need a quick nip to now and then to steady my nerves what with all that is going on out here, even my dogs have gone over to the other side.
If it tastes like vinegar – I still want the picture. Planning to throw a good party at the end of this, with all the wine Doggy seized from France – hopefully Cupcake can make it!
We have been following this with great mirth. We were going to join in but I became sick yesterday and had to be taken to the vet. I got stuck with pins and sent home with orders to rest. Good bit is I get chicken and rice dinners for a while. I have emailed Alf to let him know and sorry to all for not being able to join in properly. Great posts from all. Have a lovely Saturday.
Best wishes Molly
Oh Molly, I’m so sorry to hear you are sick. I hope it’s nothing serious. Stuck with pins – how horrible! Glad you are getting yummy chicken though and we’ll keep you informed as our investigation progresses. Let us know how you are feeling – now we are worried about you as well as Mollie. Molly and Mollie – both in our thoughts.
Wine???????? Wine????????/ Did somebody mention wine??????? I may be up in the air right now flying my hang-glider searching the countryside by Doggy’s castle for Mollie but when I finally get back to earth I’m gonna need a BIG glass of wine!
Over and out – Sammy on the Hang-Glider Radio…(static)…..
Exactly – we are all going to need a good few bottles after all this is over. Doggy has promised to hand over me, all of France’s wine (after he finishes invading the country). I’ll have to plan a big party for all of us. Someones going to have to help me drink it all – there’s not enough space here to keep it! Hope you’ll be able to make it, once you get over your air-sickness 🙂
Lobster? What mobster wants lobster?
😀 Laughed when I read this one. Actually, still laughing! “What mobster wants a lobster indeed”. Very funny. Well, we are still looking for said mobster so we’ll have to wait to find out. 🙂
Oh god, make sure Doggy leaves a village wiff some wine left..I’m gagging for a glass after all this comotion..lol xxx
Fear not, Doggy promised me, faithfully, that he would seize all the wine in France and send it to Litchi. She’s planning on having a BIG party here when this is all over. We have to because someone has to help drink the wine (there’s certainly no space here to keep it all!). 🙂
Oh no the scoundrel!
It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there! Be careful with all the invasions and dognapping going on!
You guys did such a terrific job. Such a fantastic combination of resources and helpers to complete the mission 😉 glad we live in Ohio where there is no sea for kidnapping:/
Yes, I think you managed to choose the only safe place to live. Doggy’s war zone was rather far reached 🙂
Oh dear! What a dire doggish situation to end up in! I have great admiration for the teamwork occurring in this disaster though!
Especially considering the number of countries involved in this entire escapade 🙂 Been quite a logistical mission but great fun!