Well, the saga continues. Doggy and his army of Orcs and Elephants, joined his Sniper Dogs at Mollie’s place and, with such a fearsome crowd behind him, easily captured her.
He says he has not taken her hostage and supplied the following photograph as proof that she is being treated humanely dogely. However, having muttered something about her “not being able to leave the castle”, I fear that “free will” is most certainly being compromised.
In an attempt to make us believe that she is not, in fact, a hostage, Doggy tells us that he is taken her out for dinner! So, the question is:
“Is a Dinner Date a Hostage Situation?”
Reporters from Hutch Hurround the World News are surrounding the “castle” but, as none of us have been able to gain access, it is proving to be a somewhat daunting task to ascertain the exact nature of Doggy’s intentions. You know how Boy Dogs can be!
To assist us, Lady Litchfield has requested the services of Jetty the Gentleman. Litchi had originally approached Jetty for “Hostage Negotiation”, however, as we can ascertain neither Doggy’s, nor Mollie’s intentions, we are weary to jump to conclusions. Jetty the Gentleman is well versed in such situations, having received his Investigator Certification from the Scooby Doo Academy.
These qualifications, together with the fact that Jet is a most fabulous example of a Rescue Dog, make him the perfect go-to-guy at this point.
Stay tuned for updates, as and when we receive them.
40 responses to “When is a Hostage Situation a Dinner Date?”
Mollie is being treated as any other guest, that I can guarantee, she will not leave the castle until we reach an agreement, it’s been proven that she doesn’t listen to mediators, she’s a rebel. Now she’s willing to talk nicely without name calling. If we reach an agreement she’ll be back to her half burnt village tomorrow.
I’m sure she can’t wait to get back to a half burnt down village! We’ll be watching closely, to ensure that humane treatment continues.
Hey Litchi, Hey Boks, Jet here. Hi Miss Susan.
Don’t tell Doggy, but, I think I could pass as his double with a little help from the makeup and costume department… this may come in handy. I sent you a note on my blog (to avoid prying eyes) to answer your inquiry. 🙂
Ah, a disguise – that’s a very clever idea. Hoping over to your blog now!
That’s an uncomfy situation isn’t it? Wish I could help…
We are all just hoping for a safe and amicable outcome to this international incident.
Ah I wonder if she is an accomplice, she looks mighty settled in her palatial surroundings? Was the dinner date just a rouse I wonder?
Well, very good point indeed. Doggy does maintain that the came to an agreement over dinner and had parted ways on a happy note. He claims to know nothing of her whereabouts at this time. Many armies of cats and dogs are currently on their way to Spain, to help search for Mollie. Oh my, what chaotic times we live in!
I’ll keep an eye out for her incase she crosses the border into Portugal!
Oh, please be careful – I’m sure Doggy is invading Portugal as we speak. Stock up on food supplies and keep your head down! 🙂
Thanks for the advice!
Whee have called CIA (Cavy Investigation Agency) operatives Agent N1BBles, Agent NU77Y, Agent 8UDDY and Agent 8A51L. This crime fighting quad will soon have things sorted. They are experts. Silent and deadly as ninjas! Very handsome and brave and amazing.
Shame whee cannot introduce you but they must protect their identities!
Nibbles, Nutty, Buddy & Basil
I fully understand the need for secrecy in such dangerous times but we are truly delighted to have such a marvelous group of agents assisting us. The Rescue Animals applawed your efforts!
Well Lady Litchie, we’ve joined in the search too…..with so many of us searching, surely Miss Mollie will be found and all will be right in the world???!!!
Kitty Hugs, Sammy
Oh Sammy, thank you so much for joining the search. With Woof World III on the horizon, we need as much help as possible! You are one brave and handsome hero!
A dogsel in distress; or is she……!?!
I shall follow along to see if, indeed, this dogsel is, or is not, a game playing seducer, or a victim of a despicable Doggy (who, btw, looks mighty pawsome…)…..! 🙂
He does look rather pawsome, doesn’t he. Many of us are wondering exactly the same thing for, although perfectly beautiful, it would not be unlike Mollie to be involved in some sort of mischief. We’ll only know once we find her, though 🙂
I shall remain on alert for the excitement to come: for I have a feeling this could become quite intriguing…! 🙂
Oooooh a rescue dog…. I could go weak at the knees 🙂 And he’s black. My favourite colour!
If fact, I think he’d be rather perfect for you Zena. Maybe this is true on-line love 🙂
I still say CHECK THE CLINICS before war
Mollie’s beautiful but sometimes even beautiful needs a little help.
Now that’s a very, very good idea. I don’t think anyone else thought of that! You are one clever princess!
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This sounds serious.
Each new update brings so much drama!!
Love your pictures. Doggie with his army is somewhere between adorable and terrifying. I’m still deciding. 🙂
Quite so. Not sure any of us have decided yet 😀
His behaviour is certainly terrifying – he’s invaded Portugal and is on his way to France! He promises to keep me some cases of French wine though – so possibly adorable?!?
Ok I was a little befuddled by this cause I don’t know all of you yet and there is a huge cast of characters but it has been fun!
If you are befuddled, can you imagine how my email readers feel, when they can’t even pop over to other sites to see what’s happening!! 😀
It’s been fun and I got involved so that all the cast could gain exposure (no, not that kind of exposure – traffic to their sites exposure. Although the former would be quite possible with this lot!) 🙂
You all crack me up!!!
Hehe, I like the marauding army – when they’re done please send them my way – I might just have a contract for them.
Oh fantastic! A contract! I think Doggy needs to send them out as an army for hire – these escapades have depleted his nations coffers and he’s gone and divided his conquered countries up between the lot of us, which means he’s left rather short. I’m happy to broker a deal whenever you find the need for a marauding army, at an absurd commission, of course! 😀
One question, when they land, how do they arrive? In the dead of night, on a flotilla of long boats, do they paratroop in? Hopefully the arrival can be sort of agreed upon in advance? Yes! You never know when you might need some extra hands to suppress those damn hairy worms and awful neighbours!
They arrived by Viking boat, Dingy boats and Hang-gliders – what a menagerie! The Guinea Pigs apparently tunneled their way everywhere – quite a feat I’d say. If you were in any danger, I’d have notified you well in advance as I couldn’t agree more about pesky neighbours. However, we remained perfectly safe, due to a private treaty with Doggy, whereby I gained Bordeaux after his invasion. Can’t complain about that! 😀
O, o, Doggy’s in Europe now… What shall I do when he’s coming to Holland, fear him or face him with some tulips and cheese?
😀 Very good idea – tulips and cheese (I think he could fairly easily get distracted by food. Not sure about tulips but certainly worth a try).
Well she certainly doesn’t look very distressed! In fact she looks to be rather enjoying the situation and all the attention coming her way…and maybe…just maybe she has in fact got “Stokholm Syndrome!!!!!”
😀 She certainly does seem to enjoy the attention – from anyone, it would appear! 🙂
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