Yes, we’ve ascertained that Sabre is fairly fond of little Pixels. However, no matter how cute you may be, there are certain sibling duties which need to be performed. Annoying big brother is a vital skill to acquire.
“Big Brother Bug” is a great game and crucial to boredom avoidance. It is particularly effective if you can find Big Brother already ensconced in a nice, deep slumber.
Step 1 – Pat him on the head to wake him up
Step 2 – Pretend it wasn’t you. Try to embellish your face with the most innocent of expressions whilst looking the other way.
Step 3- Give his toes a good sniff. If nothing else, the tickle of your whiskers should help wake him.
Step 4- Get distracted by his now wonderfully swishing tail
Step 5 – Do the unthinkable. Sniffing his…um…nether regions is sure to get his attention
Step 6 – Receive a good clobbering for that gesture
Step 7 – Go in for the neck (I’m sure you’ve seen your big Lion cousins using that tactic to great effect)
Step 8 – Break free of the inevitable wrestle hold (Mommy Lions never explained that consequence on Animal Planet).
Step 9 – Great, now you’ve got his attention and can settle in for the ultimate huggle bunnie sleep with big brother.